I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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