IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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