even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Randomize
