Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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