i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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