Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
It's never too late to be topless.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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