my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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