At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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