Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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