would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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