I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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