Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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