You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
this will be a night to untag.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
A+ Viking dick
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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