is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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