No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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