My friends, they love my intelligence
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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