STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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