Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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