Who wears a wallet chain?!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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