Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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