I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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