have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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