it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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