are you still at the devil's house?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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