I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize
