Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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