Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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