I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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