thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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