hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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