I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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