yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
