whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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