windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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