I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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