My brain says no but my pants say off.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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