nut hugger
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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