honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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