Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
where are my pants?
in the oven.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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