ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
ttyl tear gas
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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