there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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