You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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