But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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