I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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