Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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