At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
