life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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