...so i touched it.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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