I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
