you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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