Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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