Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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